In case you were missing stories about my injuries!

Last week I was walking across the kitchen and slipped on water. My plate full of spaghetti went flying across the dining room floor. The doggies took care of that for me. My pop flew out of my hand and exploded all over the fridge.
My left toes and calf got all bent up and not comfortable.
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Then later that same afternoon I was at the Graphic's Shop. I got my toes caught on some signs. I just tripped and kept going and going and going. Going until my head was about an inch from a heavy large wood table. Glad my head escaped damage, but about a week later my knee is still killing me!