Spencer's latest Spencerism

so he was talking about my job. He did not realize I made the company and so he started thinking about what would happen when I die and if I would give it to him, cuz I am so dang close to death you know!

long story short:

spencer says maybe he will go into real estate

i say NO, it is a terrible job

Don't worry mom, I don't need that much money . Remember? I am going to adopt

Well Spencer children are expensive no matter how they come into your life.

No mom, I mean like if I adopt then I don't have to get married and then I don't
have to pay for the woman!